Your impression

[ferreter]

Here's what you do, give a one or two line impression of the person who posted last based on what they posted.

[Vlad902]

needs a life, and quick! :)

[BaVinic]

Very Perceptive, See’s clearly

:)

BaVinic

[ferreter]

Likes to capitalize the first letter of 75% of his sentance. Wants to be an optomitrist.

[bs_texas]

Lost his spell checker.

[linux_composer]

Pedantic. :)

[tankinan]

Loves to be loved.

[bs_texas]

ACK!!

[Samba_man]

Lost function of the "C" and "R" keys on his keyboard :)

[linux_composer]

Psychic. Psychotic. Psychiatric...

One of those! :eek:

[Tempus77]

Likes words starting with "P". :p

[linux_composer]

Primarily peeved with people who like to have a 'p' periodically...:D

[Tiomera]

Bad sense of humor

[linux_composer]

New-found soulmate...

[tankinan]

Lonely and desperate

[Frith]

Has a massive set of sex organs.

We're supposed to comment on the last person to post in this thread, right? So...if I'm the "last" poster, can't I comment on myself? :p

[Tiomera]

Needs FBI to find him fast

[solo]

Doesn't feel safe around frith (who among us does? ;) ) .

[Penrich]

Has been on LNO for too long.

[Tiomera]

Has been even longer it seems

[Wallex]

Um... Doesn't seems to be good at Date arithmetic.

[Metalhead01]

Picks on others too much for stupid crap.

[emetib]

likes chocolate milk.

[Wolfger]

Talks to Madame Cleo

[tankinan]

Smoking the reefer a little too much

[emetib]

enjoys his go-go-gadget hands

[Tiomera]

Whishes he had some go-go-gadgets hands to enjoy himself

[Wolfger]

Obsessed with people's sexual habits because he isn't getting any.

[Tiomera]

Very Very sneaky, ehhehehe

[viperlin]

secretly wished to be an FBI agent, fan of the matrix (me too, well the matrix thing)

[lerninlinux]

Exhibit number one that this thread is running out of ideas.

[Wolfger]

Pessimist.

[viperlin]

<lerninlinux> posted purely to get there post number up, likes having avatar's

[ferreter]

Worries about number of posts, must have post-envy.

[viperlin]

dosn't pay attention : i allready have more posts than him, how can i envy

[ferreter]

Likes to point out other poeples faults ;)

[Wolfger]

Isn't ashamed of being imperfect.

[linux_composer]

Thinks is perfect...

[Metalhead01]

has bad grammar skills

[linux_composer]

Talks about himself too much.

[Riley]

sobers up reading LNO posts

[Wolfger]

likes acronyms

[agurish]

seems a bit juvenile, kinda like "Mouse" from "The Matrix"


PS> Is anyone else having a hard time keeping their hands off their own personal time machines to travel to this spring, and fall to see the next 2 films?


I am Captain Topic Changer!

[ferreter]

Has an active imagination. Is a Matrix addict.


Ps> yes. :)

[emetib]

.. even more active imagination.

[linux_composer]

Desires more RAM.

[bs_texas]

Is a mind reader...
(Says the obvious.) ;)

[Strogian]

Likes cats. :)

[Radar]

Thinks he was being clever

[Wolfger]

Gets signal.

[lerninlinux]

Watched too much TV in the 80s.

(Younger ones might not get the reference to the Reese's commerical.)

[bs_texas]

Nostalgic... AND pedantic....

[bs_texas]

Uses words he never uses.

[Elijah]

Made up his mind <bump>

[ASCI Blue]

Looks like an Asian penguin.

[Ludootje]

Needs to buy glasses.

[sonictooth]

owns a glasses store

[lamicedaxeh]

wishes he(s) had shares in a optician store...

[bs_texas]

went to the optician store,

picked out the cute redhead...

[timbobagginsii]

thinks cute red heads abound in opticians'

[chris_i386]

Likes to use redundancy in his phrases:
--> cute / red head

[Lemming]

thinks he's funnier then he is

[Strogian]

Grumpy. :D

[Frith]

Is smarter than he is.

Has beautiful hair but hair is not as beautiful as him. Not at all.

[timbobagginsii]

Definitely hasn't been queered up whilst in the navy.

[Tiomera]

^Had a bad experience in the royal navy

EDIT: bad spelling :)

[Stween]

Has yet to realise that what may be a bad experience for one man may be the experience of a lifetime for another.

Hey, you never know.

[Strogian]

^Had a good experience in the royal navy. :D

[Tiomera]

Knows that the royal navy can provide "man" good experiences, LOL

[Exodus2001]

Favorite song is "In the Navy" by the Village People.

Patrick

[bosox79]

Likes Disco Music;)

[Pokinpo]

^ Has no floppy drive - Hence, he boots from a 70s Disco CD.

[chris_i386]

Always tries to boot from audio cd's and records.

[timbobagginsii]

Fell out of a tall tree when s/he was younger.

[emetib]

has had two many pints tonight.

[timbobagginsii]

Is only the one pint out in his judgement.

[Tiomera]

has lost his pint count

[Pokinpo]

^Jealous - wishes he could gulp that many pints of Guiness

[yinrunning]

Underage. Can't get into the bars.

(What's with the arrows?)

[Tiomera]

<comment> you are supposed to talk about the guy above you <comment>

Cannot properly comprehend Engrish, LOL

[yinrunning]

Didn't read the original post. Arrows are redundant.

[Metalhead01]

nitpicks

[timbobagginsii]

Likes to be a little bit brusque now and again.

[Metalhead01]

states the blatantly obvious while drinking

[timbobagginsii]

Confuses a drinking Timbo with a sobering up Timbo.

[Metalhead01]

nitpicks

[timbobagginsii]

Is very astute and clever to notice that.

[Saptech]

Likes to drink....burrppp! :D

[Stween]

Did not even beg for pardon amongst strangers.

[kZahradnik]

Feels at home here.

[Riley]

estranged from penguin parents

[Tiomera]

whishes he had penguin parents looking up for him

[Lemming]

has a penguin fixation

[Wolfger]

Lost his hair and his sanity, and doesn't get enough sleep.

[Tempus77]

speaking from past experiences.

[LinuxChinux]

Likes to use fragments instead of complete sentences :D

[Wolfger]

English major

[Pokinpo]

Dozed quite often in English class

[nuvan]

psychiatrist (sp?)

and while i'm here, what the bleedin' hell does [sic] mean???

[0x12d3]

pays attention to the details he's neglecting (sp?); Is often blamed for errors that others create, causes need to disclaim the words that s/he speaks.

[nuvan]

capable of reading deeply into a person from just a few words...

[timbobagginsii]

His life is an open book

(and [sic] is used when quoting a text word for word and there are mistakes in it to show that the error is with the source and not the quoter.)

[ferreter]

Tries to read people like books....like books that are open....erm....eh...

[mrBen]

Posts before thinking.

[Pokinpo]

Loves Chess and Linux

[Tiomera]

Thinks it is stupid to drink and drive, so he smokes and flies with his conclusions

[timbobagginsii]

Reminds us of old jokes we wanted to forget.

[Strogian]

Owns something of value

[Ludootje]

Didn't understand you have to talk about the poster's post instead of its avatar ;)

[timbobagginsii]

Didn't understand that's impolite to refer to people as "it".

[BigFatJoe]

will have bum fight in the near future with me for the next pint

[Ludootje]

Didn't understand you have to talk about the poster's post instead of HIS avatar ;)

(better like that timbobagginsii? :p)

[timbobagginsii]

Is a courteous gentleman(or lady).

[The Executioner]

has a very small penis

[timbobagginsii]

envies the "little" that I have.

[Ludootje]

Uses double quotes when none are needed - should review his English grammar.

[Tiomera]

does probably well searching C code for minor errors

[ferreter]

Has a witty repitoire of nerdish related commentary.

[skidhmor]

thinks, erroneously, that he is not a nerd.

[Tempus77]

a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

[DrJonesAC2]

soup soup SOUP!!!!

[Tiomera]

lives in a cold country, therefore, he needs soup to warm up.

[janet loves bill]

Assumes that DrjonesAC2 is a man.

[Tiomera]

sounds like a feminist alliean that escaped area 51 :) Just kidding, but you are a lady/girl/woman/female arent you??

[janet loves bill]

Assumes my first name is Janet.....lol :o

[timbobagginsii]

first name isn't Janet, but is in fact something else.

[Tiomera]

/*OF THREAD
WOW nerd girl, I want to keep distance of this one... I have trouble with the dumb ones, image a smart one, LOL
*/

Knows nerd girls well

[geekgirl21]

Originally posted by Tiomera
/*OF THREAD
WOW nerd girl, I want to keep distance of this one... I have trouble with the dumb ones, image a smart one, LOL
*/

Is threatened by intelligent women

[Tempus77]

no sense of humour.

[Tiomera]

Defends poor man who is corned by two feminists :eek:

[ferreter]

Doesn't understand that even being cornered by two feminists can be a good time....*steps back before getting slapped*

[rtr]

does the wise thing

[The Executioner]

is called Victoria on weekends

[Tiomera]

is flattered by rtr homossexuality, LOL

[rtr]

http://www.righturnracing.com/images/jessicarabbit.jpg

[Tiomera]

oopss, I guess another sexual mistake...
Is a pretty hot .....(fill whatever is true, eheheh)

[timbobagginsii]

Could really do with a change of direction in this thread.

[The Executioner]

is going to bid for this item
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3303725687

[timbobagginsii]

Thinks his Jedi Mind Tricks(tm) will work via the internet, and is trying to push up the price of a worthless item.

[ferreter]

Understands that the item is worthless probably becuase it included a pic of a dog humping a dude with a bag on his head.

[skidhmor]

very disturbed, possibly due to severe emotional trauma as a child (Oh wait, that's me, sorry...)

[Pokinpo]

Salvador Dali - displaying the progress of his next masterpiece while working part-time as a Psychoanalyst.

[Tiomera]

art enthusiast:p

[timbobagginsii]

confuses name dropping with enthusiasm for the subject.

[Penrich]

Enthusiastic name-dropper, never mind the subject

[Fingel]

cant hold conversations

[Metalhead01]

picks on people too much

[Penrich]

Stands up for the weak and downtrodden ;)

[Metalhead01]

states the blatantly obvious, as if everyone on the board was of substandard intelligence (read: Polish)



















































:)

[braindrop]

pretends to be nice while secretly imagining ruling the world after a devastating disease wipes out99.8% of the population.















by the way what are we talking about?

[Metalhead01]

can't read

[b_usa]

Secretly wields a stealthy ninja sword whilst wearing two toed stealth socks. Wears his whitie tighties on the outside of his clothes.

[Metalhead01]

Doesn't know that I don't own any underwear

[tankinan]

Smugly thinking to himself about the exellent choice he made in switching to boxers.

[Metalhead01]

Is too smug for his own good

[skidhmor]

Doesn't kow when to drop a subject.

[janet loves bill]

can't find the dictionary.

[posw2ksocks]

still in high school and is worried bill will leave her

[UnderDog138]

likes to play "dr. ruth" and diagnose relationship problems on weekends

[braindrop]

protects against people finding out about inability to make it in a relationship by poking fun at psychiatric profesion and calling them things like 'dr. ruth'

[The Executioner]

doesn't know how to spell profession, and is a retarded dumbass with a very small penis

[timbobagginsii]

Is hung up on other people's penis size. (Probably because he lost his in a freak cd tray accident.)

[BigFatJoe]

fantasizes about his computer and how it *could* have been

[braindrop]

donates money to needy children and helps elderly people with their shopping

[ferreter]

Recognizes the finer activities in life that lead to spiritual fufillment.

[BigFatJoe]

Exploits "always true" predictions...charges $3.95/minute.

[braindrop]

uses windows cause he cant hack linux but fronts on LNO

[BigFatJoe]

$ cd .wine/fake_windows/Program\ Files/
$ wine iexplorer.exe --debugmsg warn+all,err+all > error1.txt
<note the ".txt" habit>
<reboots>
^Goes to LNO and posts:
Topic: help meeeeee!!!!! linux s0x!!!!!!
Message: Help! using RH 8.0! This wine does not work! I didn't do anything, but it just does not want to start! Here's my error:
<posts the 3MB log error1.txt>
Linux s0x! it wont werk, help me! Otherwise I'll go back to Windows XP PROFESSIONAL ver 2.0005 Service PAck 4.35x Security patch 3.453 .....
<reboots>
Goes to LNO and waits for response.


:D
hehe, jsut messing with ya! ;)

[timbobagginsii]

Slightly unbalanced.

[Lemming]

likes to state the obvious

[tankinan]

Probably likes seafood.

[sasKuatch]

Doesn't like seafood.

[braindrop]

knows that braindrop, having just read the first page, realizes that the spirit of this thread is not just to see who can throw the biggest insult and that he hopes he did not offend anyone.

[Fingel]

analistic

[ferreter]

ew...mispells in a way which sounds gross. ;)

[timbobagginsii]

thinks bottoms are nasty

[Stween]

Loves arse.

[timbobagginsii]

doesn't

[guitargeek]

likes to drink mysterious black liquid.

[timbobagginsii]

hits the nail on the head whilst at the same time missing the point of the thread

[tankinan]

Getting annoyed whilst trying to find meaning in a meaningless thread.

[ferreter]

Doesn't understand that there is meaning even in the vast meaningless nature of this quite meaningfull thread.

[moonchin]

needs a bath

[BFK4ever]

His mom needs a bath! ;)

[braindrop]

thinks his s**t dont stink

[Tempus77]

assumes too much.

[st0rmrd]

hates "assumers"

[Tempus77]

tries too hard to be intuitive.

[braindrop]

wants to help others see their errors

[st0rmrd]

doesn't like helping others, being at LNO is something he has promised his mother

[timbobagginsii]

Tight fisted: begrudges what little he can contribute to others.


edit: begridges begrudges besmudges whatever
edit: han=>can not doing too well tonight am I? (Don't answer that!!)

[st0rmrd]

likes to take part in the threads that comment the previous post ;)

[Ludootje]

13 pages of nonsense. You're all insane. :p

(ok, I *did* participate in it, but that's different because, err, well,... you see?)

[ferreter]

Thinks our insanity is his humor....*laughs manicly!*

[conno]

is a maniac

[BigFatJoe]

doesn't know that posting to meaningless threads will not count towards his avatar privilege.

[braindrop]

doesn't know that posting to meaningless threads will count towards his avatar privilege

[BigFatJoe]

Has not spoken to Ben Kenobi recently:

"Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

[braindrop]

touché

[conno]

Likes fencing

[skidhmor]

Like fences.Has subconscious desire to barricade himself from others.

[timbobagginsii]

Failed to qualify to study A-level psychology and is taking it out on those less well equipped to deal with scorn than he.

[conno]

Did take A-Level Psychology, and likes to let people know.

[skidhmor]

Failed to qualify to study anything, and tries to hide it behind quips and oneliners.

[Brain Drop]

fits in to new enviroments easily

[Penrich]

walks through doors

[ferreter]

Fails to realize that in order to fit into online environments all one needs is a computer. ;)

[Penrich]

Hasn't been outside since July 2002 to realize there is any other enviroment

[Brain Drop]

was outside till sep 2002, is still haunted by other environment

[conno]

likes windows

[Brain Drop]

Lies.

[EyesWideOpen]

Is very, very truthful.

[JayMan8081]

Probably isn't.

[dansoccer1010]

Enjoys taking jokes to far to the point where they become stupid because it wasnt even a good joke in the first place

[conno]

Is bitter cos he didnt start the thread.

[timbobagginsii]

ditto

edit: intended for the last but one guy, but nevermind...

[Brain Drop]

adapts to unexpected changes

[timbobagginsii]

recognises brilliance when he sees it.

[Penrich]

Likes to stare at bright lights.

[Stween]

Likes large breasts.

[timbobagginsii]

Sees in others the innocence he'd love to see in himself.

[Brain Drop]

stands in the doorway of decadence and beckons for the innocents to join him

[CRM]

reads too many intellectual books

[bs_texas]

New Intellectual Book Topic:

Who pays for the disk space that holds these posts?

;)

[BigFatJoe]

does not follow directions well and has not noticed the microsoft advertisements

[SonOfAres]

secretly works as a microsoft regulations enforcer






is it just me, or are these not..... uhmm....... impressions? dont getme wrong, good post, but uhh the name is wrong......

[timbobagginsii]

You mean like:
"I'm the Son of Aries the God of War! Roar!"
That kind of thing?
There are words that have more than one meaning.

or back with the original meaning of the thread:

needs to check a dictionary
which will say:
impression:(1) something crap which Bobby Davro does
impression:(2) what your buttcheeks make in your favourite comfy chair
impression:(3) what somebody encourages you to think of them based on one viewing - apparently the first one is important but shouldn't be used to based friendships or life important decisions on

edit: turned off smilies

[Metalhead01]

ruins perfectly good threads

[timbobagginsii]

grumpy today

[conno]

Is loving it loving it loving it...hes loving it like daat!

[SonOfAres]

is getting some



o and tim, the correct answer would have been "yes" :)

btw

"An effect, feeling, or image retained as a consequence of experience.
A vague notion, remembrance, or belief: I have the impression that we have met once before.
A mark produced on a surface by pressure.
The act or process of impressing.
Printing.
All the copies of a publication printed at one time from the same set of type.
A single copy of such a printing.
*A humorous imitation of the voice and mannerisms of a famous person done by an entertainer.
An initial or single coat of color or paint.
Dentistry. An imprint of the teeth and surrounding tissues, formed with a plastic material that hardens into a mold for use in making dentures, inlays, or plastic models. "
---Dictionary.com, search: impression I put a star next to the appropriate def.

[BigFatJoe]

has multiple personalities

[pcghost]

works for Microsoft

[emetib]

hates the command line

[Ddruid]

Has trouble answering the question 'What's your name?'

[BigFatJoe]

speaks for himself

[Ddruid]

Is still wondering why his friends in the astronomy group Heaven's Gate hasn't contacted him and is heard chanting 'Hale Bop' over and over.

[emetib]

has a hole in her lip, so she doesn't have to drink as much.

[timbobagginsii]

Jumps to irrational conclusions.

[SonOfAres]

his bbk!

[Ddruid]

Dislikes any word longer than three lettter.

[Brain Drop]

dislikes having an 's' at the end of a sentence

[EyesWideOpen]

Dislike's having a period at the end of a sentence.

[SonOfAres]

dislikes screennames that dont contradict themselves

[braindrop]

is finding himself

[timbobagginsii]

reads too much pop psychology

[Tiomera]

thinks there is something to be found in one`s self.

[BigFatJoe]

thinks that he thinks

[Ddruid]

Likes the word 'thinks'.

[Tiomera]

Assumes that using something numerouos times imples liking it.