This is the who wants a hug thread! [Archive]

cyberhwk

10-27-2002, 06:39 PM

Ok this is the who wants a Hug thread everyone who visits this thread gets a virtual hug or if that doesn't work for you there is always looking for real hugs. I cuddel also :D . Oh just a side note keep it clean I don't need my thread closed.

jbm

10-27-2002, 06:43 PM

Kiss me you foo.

fancypiper

10-27-2002, 06:47 PM

I am an equal opportunity hugger.

Hugs rule

Zaxon

10-27-2002, 06:58 PM

Hug Away!!!

Whipping Boy

10-27-2002, 08:54 PM

Why would I want a hug from you when I regularly get hugs from a friend of mine with big boobs?

carrja99

10-27-2002, 09:16 PM

What about hugs for drugs!?

crokett

10-27-2002, 09:23 PM

Girlfriend is back in town and her sister leaves tonight. I will have all the hugging I can handle very shortly. From somene a lot prettier than all you ugly mugs. :D

tankinan

10-27-2002, 11:12 PM

Unless you have boobs, or drugs, I don't want a hug :p

carrja99

10-27-2002, 11:38 PM

Like I said, hugs for drugs. For hugs, Cyberhawk gives you drugs...

williamwbishop

10-28-2002, 01:09 AM

Damn, I don't even want them from my wife, why would I want them from you?

cyberhwk

10-28-2002, 01:51 AM

Originally posted by williamwbishop
Damn, I don't even want them from my wife, why would I want them from you?

Why do you not want a hug from your wife. Wait. I take that back I don't even want to go there.

cyberhwk

10-28-2002, 12:27 PM

OK who else wants a hug? Share the love people!

Penrich

10-28-2002, 12:43 PM

Hugs are good.

timbobagginsii

10-28-2002, 04:45 PM

Okay, I could do with a hug.
Cyberhwk, that is your site with the picture of the gorgeous, curvy, blonde lass on it?

Qwijibrumm

10-28-2002, 04:50 PM

I had a hug earlier today... two actually. One I appreciated, and another I disliked. It really depends on who it is from. But sense everyone here is just so warm and fuzzy hug away! But you've got do do the hit on the back thing if you're a male. Otherwise it's just freaky...

cyberhwk

10-28-2002, 05:29 PM

Wow it seems like a lot of guys need hugs. See ladies computer geeks are in touch with their emotions. (well some are the rest are just touched) So how come there aren't any girls that need a hug?:confused:

ferreter

10-28-2002, 05:39 PM

I haven't had enough to drink today to warrent hugging complete strangers. I could probably used a good kick to the arse at times though :p

cyberhwk

10-28-2002, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by ferreter
I haven't had enough to drink today to warrent hugging complete strangers. I could probably used a good kick to the arse at times though :p

*kicks Ferreter* *keeps kicking... Hard* Say when! I'm just being supportive. This will teach you not to hug strangers.:D :D

timbobagginsii

10-28-2002, 05:45 PM

Wasn't there a great old Iron Maiden song:
Afraid to Hug Strangers
?

ferreter

10-28-2002, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by cyberhwk
*kicks Ferreter* *keeps kicking... Hard* Say when! I'm just being supportive. This will teach you not to hug strangers.:D :D

*rubs sore bum* I doubt you would be that enthusiastic with a hug!:rolleyes:

Zaxon

10-28-2002, 06:40 PM

Nothing wrong with huggin' other guys....that is unless you are homophobic :), *gives away a hug*.

ferreter

10-28-2002, 06:56 PM

There isn't? Would you hug Bill Gates?:eek:

Canux

10-28-2002, 07:02 PM

Nothin' wrong with hugs. Still hug my mum and still give my boys a hug. Feels good all over.

tankinan

10-28-2002, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by ferreter
There isn't? Would you hug Bill Gates?:eek:

Sure I would. I would give him a long, sincere hug, and then I would grab his wallet using a specially designed robotic arm.
After that, I would run away, giggling like a schoolgirl the entire time. Zing!

cyberhwk

10-28-2002, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by tankinan
Sure I would. I would give him a long, sincere hug, and then I would grab his wallet with a specially designed robotic arm.
After that, I would run away, giggling like a schoolgirl the entire time. Zing!

I would hug him then I would tell him if he doesn't give me 10 million I will sue him for trying to molest me. :D gotta pay for windows somehow.:D

cyberhwk

01-13-2003, 04:52 AM

Ok I need a hug so this is an attempt to revive the who wants a hug thread. *Holds arms open* Come on I know some people need hugs.

williamwbishop

01-13-2003, 05:20 AM

Originally posted by cyberhwk
Ok I need a hug so this is an attempt to revive the who wants a hug thread. *Holds arms open* Come on I know some people need hugs.

Canna help you laddie. But I sense someone else will shortly. Good luck.:)

Brain Drop

01-13-2003, 08:58 AM

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! hugs for everyone! what a warm bunch of people. feeling the love, feeling the love

edit: those are hugs with the pat on the back

timbobagginsii

01-13-2003, 09:38 AM

Hugs are good.
Even off frightening yellow grinny things.

Dun'kalis

01-13-2003, 08:12 PM

I enjoy hugs. From friends. Who are female.

autuknu

01-13-2003, 10:03 PM

Where I go I just don't know,
I got to, gotta, gotta take it slow.
When I find my piece of mind,
I'm gonna give you some of my good time.

You're so polite indeed,
Well I got everything I need.
Oh make my days a breeze,
And take away my self destruction.

It's bitter baby,
And it's very sweet.
I'm on a rollercoaster,
but I'm on my feet.
Take me to the river,
Let me on your shore.
I be coming back baby,
I be coming back for more.

Doo doo doo doo dingle zing a dong bone,
ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad,
like an apple gift but i went out and never said my pleasures
I'm much better but I won't regret it never

Where I go I just dont't know,
I got to, got to, gotta take it slow.
When I find my piece of mind,
I'm gonna give you some of my good time.

Where I go I just don't know,
I might end up somewhere in Mexico.
When I find my piece of mind,
I'm gonna keep for the end of time!

rhcp

I'M SORRY, I'M DRUNK!

Regards!

SuSE Rox!

Elijah

01-14-2003, 06:56 AM

What's going on here ?? :confused: why's there a mass-hugging phenomenon in LNO :eek:

is that contagious?? :D

ferreter

01-14-2003, 12:56 PM

The people from PETA have taken over and think we are trees to hug....

pcghost

01-14-2003, 07:06 PM

**giving you all a big hug while standing on the head of a PETA member** " Hold still damn it!!" :D

williamwbishop

01-14-2003, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by pcghost
**giving you all a big hug while standing on the head of a PETA member** " Hold still damn it!!" :D

PETA members are so sweet! Especially when baked with a nice honey glaze and poked with skewers.;)

timbobagginsii

01-14-2003, 07:21 PM

I thought it was roast over a barbecue in a cherry jam glaze.

threadhead

01-14-2003, 07:23 PM

hugs for free!! wee :D

emetib

01-14-2003, 07:40 PM

thanks, i was having a rotten day. untill the peta jokes came along.

cyberhwk, X's and O's

QNVX

01-14-2003, 07:43 PM

HUUGGSSS from a penguin!!!
(no implications there)

Vlad902

01-14-2003, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by Qwijibrumm
I had a hug earlier today... two actually. One I appreciated, and another I disliked. It really depends on who it is from. But sense everyone here is just so warm and fuzzy hug away! But you've got do do the hit on the back thing if you're a male. Otherwise it's just freaky...

They already get offered hugs ;)

cyberhwk

01-15-2003, 12:07 AM

Don't I rate a hug from a female. Its nice getting hugs and all but who says beggers can't be choosers? When you find them tell them to say it to me or take a look at actual beggers.

is 24 around still? 24 how about a hug?:D

deathadder

01-15-2003, 07:21 PM

yay free hugs :D

*hugs away*

ferreter

01-15-2003, 07:55 PM

Hugs all around....now fall back ...I'll catch you....

*thud!*

*looks at you on the floor*

Sorry, I wasn't ready...

cyberhwk

01-16-2003, 10:53 AM

ferreter you are a bad man:(

williamwbishop

01-16-2003, 10:54 AM

Ferreter, man...that was some cold ****.

cyberhwk

01-16-2003, 11:22 AM

yea I need another hug now :*(

williamwbishop

01-16-2003, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by cyberhwk
yea I need another hug now :*(

Already told you, have to wait on someone else, I'm not the hugging type.:)

cyberhwk

01-16-2003, 11:47 AM

thats ok do you have a daughter, girl friend, or wife? I'll take pretty much anything female and between the ages of 18 and 50. oh yeah I want her to be intelligent as well.

williamwbishop

01-16-2003, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by cyberhwk
thats ok do you have a daughter, girl friend, or wife? I'll take pretty much anything female and between the ages of 18 and 50. oh yeah I want her to be intelligent as well.

My daughters are 3 and 1, I am extremely protective, and I know how to kill you using your own broken bones. Are you sure you want to continue down that road?;) On the plus side, they are extremely bright, but that won't be of any help to future guys, they're not allowed to date until their 30.:D

timbobagginsii

01-16-2003, 01:29 PM

At Cyberhwk's request:
All the dancing girls in my room bend over and give him a big hug.
Then they perform the wiggle dance - just for me.

ferreter

01-16-2003, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by williamwbishop
My daughters are 3 and 1, I am extremely protective, and I know how to kill you using your own broken bones. Are you sure you want to continue down that road?;) On the plus side, they are extremely bright, but that won't be of any help to future guys, they're not allowed to date until their 30.:D

What are you talking about? I thought that eight to eighty, blind, crazy, or cripple was open game? (thank goodness I don't believe in hell or that's where I would be going directly at my death)

timbobagginsii

01-16-2003, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by ferreter
What are you talking about? I thought that eight to eighty, blind, crazy, or cripple was open game? (thank goodness I don't believe in hell or that's where I would be going directly at my death)
or where you're posting from now.
;)

williamwbishop

01-16-2003, 10:58 PM

;)

No, he's definately going to be swimming in the blood gravy of the mighty vegetable platter, who opposes the IPU.

cyberhwk

01-17-2003, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by williamwbishop
My daughters are 3 and 1, I am extremely protective, and I know how to kill you using your own broken bones. Are you sure you want to continue down that road?;) On the plus side, they are extremely bright, but that won't be of any help to future guys, they're not allowed to date until their 30.:D

Don't worry I said 18 to 50 so your daughters are safe for now. So do you have a sister or an ex-wife or any of her sisters? really I'm not picky. send me what you got as long as they fit in my specified age brakets

cyberhwk

01-17-2003, 01:42 PM

Oh yeah I almost forgot you can keep the women who are either painfully stupid, mind scaringly ugly, have a much larger body frame than me, or weight a lot more than me.

Edit: Yes the above does imply that I can handle mildly ugly or a slightly larger body just not jumbo.

ferreter

01-17-2003, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by cyberhwk
Don't worry I said 18 to 50 so your daughters are safe for now. So do you have a sister or an ex-wife or any of her sisters? really I'm not picky. send me what you got as long as they fit in my specified age brakets

Don't sound too desperate cyberhwk :) What part of Illinois are you from anyways?

ferreter

01-17-2003, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by williamwbishop
;)

No, he's definately going to be swimming in the blood gravy of the mighty vegetable platter, who opposes the IPU.

mmmmm...vegetable platter....steamed with butter.

pcghost

01-17-2003, 01:44 PM

I'll sell you my sister cyberhwk, for cheap. Let's say 12 pack of beer and $50. I have to warn you though she's nuts..

cyberhwk

01-17-2003, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by ferreter
Don't sound too desperate cyberhwk :) What part of Illinois are you from anyways?

I'm near chicago. I'm not really desperate I'm just sorta bored and lonely. Ok really bored. I've already reformated my laptop so I can have a partition for windows and linux on it and windows is giving me issues so I'm going to go for only linux for now. oh well.

How much for your daughters. (over 18 please. While I'm not that picky I prefer to stay out of jail because I wouldn't like trying my hand on being used as a surregate girlfriend. It just never struck me as lots of fun)

Ps. Keep the stuck up girls they bother me and I'll drop them off in another state in the snow.

ferreter

01-17-2003, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by cyberhwk
I'm near chicago. I'm not really desperate I'm just sorta bored and lonely. Ok really bored. I've already reformated my laptop so I can have a partition for windows and linux on it and windows is giving me issues so I'm going to go for only linux for now. oh well.

How much for your daughters. (over 18 please. While I'm not that picky I prefer to stay out of jail because I wouldn't like trying my hand on being used as a surregate girlfriend. It just never struck me as lots of fun)

Ps. Keep the stuck up girls they bother me and I'll drop them off in another state in the snow.

I don't have any, thank you. I'm in the burbs myself, maybe its time to start thinking about a LUG around here ;) You can buy women from russia if I'm not mistaken, its called a mail order bride hehe...

timbobagginsii

01-17-2003, 01:58 PM

Now this may be the nastiest thing ever suggested on LNO, but anyway, how about joining Frith in the Navy. All the nice girls love a sailor...

cyberhwk

01-17-2003, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by pcghost
I'll sell you my sister cyberhwk, for cheap. Let's say 12 pack of beer and $50. I have to warn you though she's nuts..

I like the crazy ones. They are really entertaining and I have a tendency to be crazy myself. I am sorry but I'm a little too young to buy beer and I don't have 50 dollars but in trade I can give you a *looks around room* a bottle of asprin, a beer bottle opener, a broken telephone, and a tape of the movie almost famous. Oh btw in that tape for the same trade that you offered the band got more than one girl.

cyberhwk

01-17-2003, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by timbobagginsii
Now this may be the nastiest thing ever suggested on LNO, but anyway, how about joining Frith in the Navy. All the nice girls love a sailor...

First off I can't join the navy because my parents were married long before I was born. Second I wouldn't join Firth in anything short of nailing Jesus to a cross again (I'm sorry for all you people who may be named Jesus but I'm going for someone who pronounces it a bit diffrently.) Third... Who says I want a nice girl.

sharth

01-19-2003, 12:27 AM

But what abuot the people who do pronounce it differently...

Fingel

01-19-2003, 03:27 AM

umm can I have a hug? I'd really like a hug. No really im lonely and I want a hug.

cyberhwk

01-19-2003, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by Fingel
umm can I have a hug? I'd really like a hug. No really im lonely and I want a hug.

Gives Fingel a hug cause Fingel needs one and "Fingel
I own a hairy box" <--- Thats great. :D

Fingel

01-19-2003, 01:32 PM

its actually quite a pain in the ***, my box. It sits in the corner and screams constantly, for no reason.

cyberhwk

01-19-2003, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by Fingel
its actually quite a pain in the ***, my box. It sits in the corner and screams constantly, for no reason.

Either you are abusing it, neglecting it, or you could have forgotten to feed it. A box is quite similar to money. People who have it do not like to maintain it or manage it but people with out it want it.;) :D

timbobagginsii

01-30-2003, 04:49 AM

I could do with a hug right now.

Cheers

Penrich

01-30-2003, 12:03 PM

::..HUG..::

DMR

01-30-2003, 05:40 PM

http://www.stevewolfonline.com/Downloads/DMR/Polar/Polarhug.gif

cyberhwk

01-30-2003, 07:50 PM

I burn my mouth really bad. I did it on a microwave burrito. I still can't even talk right now and I haven't been eatting more than once a day and then only if someone makes me eat. I've been taking 5 asprin at a time and that made my stomach sick.

Needless to say..... I need a hug too.:(

Oh yeah and I'm lonely as well.

ferreter

01-30-2003, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by cyberhwk
I burn my mouth really bad. I did it on a microwave burrito. I still can't even talk right now and I haven't been eatting more than once a day and then only if someone makes me eat. I've been taking 5 asprin at a time and that made my stomach sick.

Needless to say..... I need a hug too.:(

Oh yeah and I'm lonely as well.

You need to hug a Jack danials bottle buddy. And I hate those darn inconsiderate microwave burritos (I burned my mouth too!)

cyberhwk

01-30-2003, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by ferreter
You need to hug a Jack danials bottle buddy. And I hate those darn inconsiderate microwave burritos (I burned my mouth too!)

I am not old enough to buy Whiskey. People are surprised, when they see the damage, that I was able to keep the burrito in my mouth long enough to do that. its the entire left side that was burnt and the skin came right off like a cooked chicken. my mouth now has a permanent flavor of blood in it.

timbobagginsii

01-30-2003, 08:56 PM

Hope your big yellow mouth heals up soon.

cyberhwk

01-30-2003, 09:16 PM

I think the only thing that can cheer me up right now is a girl... :'(

timbobagginsii

01-30-2003, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by cyberhwk
I think the only thing that can cheer me up right now is a girl... :'(
<dresses in full drag, very convincingly and does a long way off dance to cheer Cyberhwk up>

edit: if that don't work it's the lap dance for you, my lad.