topic: no topic

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22

[sajchurchey]

20

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23

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24

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25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[timbobagginsii]

What a lot of numbers.
I got a big book of being rude for Christmas. 7000 insults over about 360 pages. A game got made up. People choose a page number between 18 and 380 and a number between 1 and 20. Then I insult them. It's great fun.

[threadhead]

cheese is best!
school sucks!
C is powerful!

[timbobagginsii]

Is that techno or is the cd still jumping?

[braindrop]

What a lot of numbers

thats right and ive a good many other numbers here too watch out so i dont pull another one on ya 177905- BOOYA its too late i already did hahahaha

[timbobagginsii]

My favourite childhood number:
5318008
Guess why?

[timbobagginsii]

Oh, and if you keep up your 35 posts per day you'll soon rival even MD's post count.

[braindrop]

Originally posted by timbobagginsii
My favourite childhood number:
5318008
Guess why?

ah yes i always liked 55378008

[braindrop]

Originally posted by timbobagginsii
Oh, and if you keep up your 35 posts per day you'll soon rival even MD's post count.

ah but alas i was just in a hurry to place my avatar i dont think i can keep giving so much knowledge so quickly.

[timbobagginsii]

OOOH! Shiny buttons.

[skidhmor]

101010101010101101010101010001110
pseudo-random binary sequence.

[threadhead]

numbers numbers numbers numbers......
its all about numbers.

[skidhmor]

wert

[bs_texas]

Fudd's First Law of Opposition:

If you push something hard enough....


....it will fall over.






(firesign theatre, "We're All Bozos on this Bus")

[Fingel]

or you will

[braindrop]

or it'll say 'hey stop pushing'

[timbobagginsii]

[wicked witch voice]
Aaarrgghhh!
A topic!
A topic!
[/wicked witch voice]

[tankinan]

Oy oy oy!

[braindrop]

also he who has more pull needs less push

[timbobagginsii]

wibble wurble mcfurble.

[timbobagginsii]

It's a sad state of affairs when you're reduced to drinking pints of water in an effort not to fall asleep at the keyboard.

dt: drn vwl kys plyng p gn.

[timbobagginsii]

Wow, the heating has come back on. It'll soon be time to get out of bed. That will be fun.

[timbobagginsii]

Current water pintage countage: 4 or 5, with inumerable (good word eh?) trip to the loo in between.
Truth be told, I've topped up the glass every time I've headed towards the bathroom. (Not like that! - You filthy, dirty and, I hasten to add, inaccurate perverts!!)

[tankinan]

I like coffee.

[timbobagginsii]

And then there were two.

[timbobagginsii]

Silence is golden. Especially when you're on hold.

[Stween]

Aaarr!!! Hah Haaarrr!!!!

Yaaarrrr!!!!

Oooh, boobies - (. )( .)

:cool:

[threadhead]

stereotype, no speech

[skidhmor]

"Use these controls to insert vBcode"

[timbobagginsii]

BEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

[skidhmor]

Originally posted by timbobagginsii
!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Especially if it you who is on fire!

[pcghost]

Why is a Compact disk concidered compact? It's bigger than the floppy disk, or the disks in your hard drive? Maybe we should call it the big disk...

LOL.. I have a big disk!

[timbobagginsii]

Originally posted by pcghost
I have a big disk!
That's the one I slipped! You thieving get! Give it back - It's mine!!

edit:
new page: fnord!

[timbobagginsii]

Wow, strong, decent whisky (please note proper spelling this time), does wonders for the constitution.

[timbobagginsii]

And they wonder why the Welsh only pretend to have an obscure camera on the top of their "Constitution Hill".

[SonOfAres]

i read like 2 pages of this then got really bored so I skipped to the end

(ZELDA>HALO>METROID>MARIO)<PAC-MAN!

WOO-HOO! VIVE LA PAC!

[SonOfAres]

ok, this is only gonna work if someone besides me actually posts....... im bored.......

[SonOfAres]

...........actually, i really think i can make this work as a one man post for a while......

[SonOfAres]

YOU SUCK!

[SonOfAres]

NO I DON'T! YOU SUCK!

[SonOfAres]

KISS MY A55! YOU SUCK!





this could really go on for a while......

[SonOfAres]

VIVE LE PAC-MAN! *wonders how to create moving avatars* *wonder how to program* *wonders what "OS" is**wonders what a "computer" is* *seems to be rapidly moving back in time* *wonders what electricity is* *really does want someone to tell him how to make a moving avatar*





*dodges broken beer bottle thrown from crowd*

[SonOfAres]

........i should really be doing something PRODUCTIVE.................. OOH! A NES ZELDA II ROM!

[SonOfAres]

OK! I'M GONNA LIST THE BEST VIDEOGAMES I CAN THINK OF FOR A WHILE IN ORDER OF HOW GOOD THEY ARE!......wait does that count as a topic? screw it im DOING IT ANYWAY!
(no comp games, my comp sucks so I dont buy them often)(unless I feel like putting one in) oh yeah, only games I played

1)Pacman
2)Zelda: Ocarina of Time
3)Zelda: Majora's Mask
4)Zelda: A Link to the Past what? Zelda's cool!
5)Halo
6)Resident Evil GC
7)Resident Evil 0
8)Super Metroid
9)Metroid Prime
10)Castlevania: Circle of the Moon



that's it for now, expect the list to be edited OFTEN, about everytime I have access to a comp and think of a better game than whats listed (I know there are others) o and btw more zelda games woulda made it, but it would have turned into a The Best Zeldas list

[Metalhead01]

tiddily-pom

[SonOfAres]

I TRIED waiting for people...... COME ON, SOMEONE POST! YOU WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME ARGUE WITH MYSELF! yes they will! NO THEY WONT! but you said *SMACK* don't talk back to me!

[timbobagginsii]

Originally posted by Metalhead01
tiddily-pom
Now come on I know you're evil but there's no call for that kind of thing!

edit: misread the "t" and the "m"

[SonOfAres]

ok I just got up and I'm well rested, so.......back to the schizo impression! hey I dont wanna do this anymore. WELL THE READERS WANT IT SO YOU'RE DOING IT. I don't think the readers want it. I think they just think you're a dork at this point. Then my work here is done.







But im not leaving!! dammit

[Elijah]

beady-eyed puppy juice puree~

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195

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197

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198

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199

[threadhead]

200 wohoooooo :cool:

[timbobagginsii]

1231 so?

[timbobagginsii]

1232 Oh, I think I see.

[timbobagginsii]

1233 can you see where I'm going with this?

[threadhead]

lol

[timbobagginsii]

1234 - now that's a cool number.

[timbobagginsii]

Aarrgh!
A topic!
A topic!

Where did everybody go?
Did you hear me coming and run hide?
Or did you fall over pass out?
Even before you smelt my breath?

[SonOfAres]

welcome to my world.

mine too!
at least im never lonely!
but I am
*SMACK* I said dont talk!

Ow! But I *SMACKSMACKSMACK*

now ye CAN'T talk hehe

mfffmfmmmffff *Translation* Oh my god Tim's breath!

[Brain Drop]

Originally posted by timbobagginsii
Aarrgh!
A topic!
A topic!


if the topic of a thread is no topic, then that is a topic still

[z911]

2110 posts in this thread. I'm at 837 and still never posted here. so there we go. for no particular reason actually. no topic right?

[threadhead]

good night

[skidhmor]

I thought I had something to say, but I was mistaken.

[SonOfAres]

...........this thread is so gonna die..... we get like, what, 3 posts a day?

[bwkaz]

This thread hasn't died in the past year. It sure as heck won't die now...

:D

[timbobagginsii]

This thread will self distruct in
5

[timbobagginsii]

4

[timbobagginsii]

3

[timbobagginsii]

2

[timbobagginsii]

1
KABOOM!!!
Had you all going for a minute there though, didn't I?

[Tiomera]

Segmentation fault

[skidhmor]

please reboot universe

[Brain Drop]

black holes scare me

[bwkaz]

"Black holes are where God divided by zero"

--someone I don't remember :o

[timbobagginsii]

Bwkaz - like that quote.
Two comments I found on another forum where someone was asking was asking which he should use Win98SE or ME:

Comment 1:
Wanna see how bad it is? Toss the ME disk into your microwave and turn it on, wait to see how long it takes the microwave to crash.

Comment 2:
Save yourself the trouble of installing ME, I'll walk you through it.
1) Remove the case from your tower.
2) Unzip pants.
3) Urinate in tower.
4) Pack tower in sand.
5) Mix liberally with water.
6) Use tower as boat anchor.

[deathadder]

i came
i read
i got scared
i ran

hehehehehehe

diskworld rules

[patman]

whither there is pointlessness, i goest
:confused: or was that peanut butter??
what i meant to say is...

who took my malignant growth?

[skidhmor]

I took it.
I framed it.
You aren't getting it back. ;)

[threadhead]

l00k @ my 31337 h4x0r sp311in6! )&%/§45!"

isnt that great?

no it sucks !!

[Thorin]

"Know the enemy, know yourself; your victory will never be endangered. Know the ground, know the weather; your victory will them be total"
Sun Tzu

[Tiomera]

I am a monkey eating mushroom soup and randomly inputing data to my keyboard. Amazingly, something reasonable is comingo out. Therefore, I might be getting close to a million years of monkey writting, and with it, to writting a Shakespeare play. With this I demand a prize. I also demand the right to use the code struct Bill_with_hammer and the right to change linux symbol from a peguin to a monkey(kidding)

Or I just a cookey would do it

[patman]

Alas, I have eaten the last cookie in the universe in retribution for the theft of my malignant growth.

However I do have a moldy and stale donut which I was going to use as an ashtray...

[williamwbishop]

veni, vidi, vici.

[threadhead]

dont keep it inside

[timbobagginsii]

Originally posted by williamwbishop
veni, vidi, vici.
You have a weeny? You have VD? They call you Vicky on a weekend?
That's the most messed up thing I ever heard.

[timbobagginsii]

Alea jacta est.

[timbobagginsii]

Originally posted by williamwbishop
veni, vidi, vici.
or, on an even more peurile note:
shouldn't it be:
vidi, vici, veni
?

[timbobagginsii]

I'm working on a drinking version of Fractal Theory.
The most interesting thing I've come with so far is the Mandelblotto Set.

[threadhead]

i wait for you....like a stone

[e_mpika]

what about thier legs, they dont need those!

[EyesWideOpen]

Originally posted by threadhead
i wait for you....like a stone

I wait for you ... like a dumbbell.

Get it? A dumbbell is a weight?!

Ha ha. I crack myself up. :p

[skidhmor]

fnord

[Fingel]

:mad: Hairy Box!!!

[Tiomera]

Originally posted by timbobagginsii
or, on an even more peurile note:
shouldn't it be:
vidi, vici, veni
?

You had it right, I think veni(I came), vidi(I saw), vici(I conquered). ;)

But what is most important is that I just got my but into a frozen river, ahahah, the ice cracked :eek:

[SonOfAres]

VENI, VIDI, *latin for I ALMOST DIED!*

MY PARENTS DRAGGED ME TO NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE FOR THE LONG WEEKEND! I'm on a hotel computer! COUNTRY MUSIC CAPITAL! I AM A ROCKER! I LIKE METALLICA AND BLINK182! I barely survived:( I found out how long the batteries in my CD player last while going nonstop.... over 48 hours, surprisingly... I pissed off sooooo many country singers when putting on my headphones in the middle of their show:)

so what'd I miss?

[threadhead]

oh my god, i gotta love you!

[threadhead]

really!

[skidhmor]

bump

[timbobagginsii]

Once upon a time there was a little white bull.
Oh Lord, it's so depressing.
If I had a time machine the first thing I'd do would be to kill Tommy Steele and the indescribable moron who wrote that.
I'd cease to be though, my parents are fond of telling me how I was conceived to the tune of Rock With the Caveman.
I'll leave you to decide which bits are true.

[timbobagginsii]

An ode on the antiquity of fleas:
Adam
Had 'em.

[EyesWideOpen]

Originally posted by Fingel
:mad: Hairy Box!!!

I own a head of hair. I'm rather attached to it.

[SonOfAres]

I had a head of hair..... I remember it fondly........ but it was lost in the great Hair Fire of '84....... Damn you Nazis! You will pay you bastards!!

this is completely a joke, I still have a full head of hair.... tho it hates me and I hate it and I'm about 3 inches from shaving it off

[skidhmor]

yes, yes, yes, but what does it mean

[threadhead]

jack daniels

[bwkaz]

My broomball team sucks.

It's not that we're bad (well, we are, but I expected that going into it), it's that no one shows up for games. Seriously, how hard is it to not go off skiing when you know there's a game in fifteen minutes? Jeez, people.

We've played one game (five total people on the ice, including the goalie -- normally there are six and a couple of subs), and forfeited two. There's one more tonight, that I think three people will be here for, which means another forfeit. Which wouldn't be too bad, except that there's a $15 fine per forfeit. :mad:

Note: I'm not looking for sympathy or anything, just blowing off steam at a bunch of idiots.

[skidhmor]

In the 18th century it was elieved by the scientific community that rocks could not fall from the sky.

[timbobagginsii]

Not the light!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[timbobagginsii]

In the 21st century it was believed that white stilton with bilberries was the nicest cheese on the planet.

[timbobagginsii]

Does anybody else have a cookie monster balloon on a stick, sticking out of the top of a once empty, now filled with water, Jack Daniels bottle that they use as a bookend?

[skidhmor]

Ummm, no.

[mister_math]

I have three ... no, no, four .

[timbobagginsii]

I dream of having more than one.

[threadhead]

new new new

[skidhmor]

fnord!

[Nugget]

Eggs...
Now there's a damn clever piece of engineering. Has anyone noticed how smart chickens must be. After all, you can't see the join once they put the filling in. Not like cadbury cream eggs.
How do they do it?

[threadhead]

sweet girl

[threadhead]

really....

[bwkaz]

Originally posted by Nugget
Eggs...
Now there's a damn clever piece of engineering. Has anyone noticed how smart chickens must be. After all, you can't see the join once they put the filling in. Not like cadbury cream eggs.
How do they do it? They take the inside of the egg, then put the shell around it. AFAIK, the shell gets put on while the chicken is in the process of laying the egg, though I could be wrong on that. It might be right before.

Rather than the other way around, like we do it -- take the eggshell (or, well, the chocolate in the shape of an egg) and fill it with stuff.

Grrr... Mozilla CVS (3 days ago's) just crashed on me again... time to grab today's CVS, I think.

[skidhmor]

llodksief

[skidhmor]

bump

[timbobagginsii]

wibbly wobbly boo boo

[TheCatMan]

aaah....

[TheCatMan]

*phew* it's gone.

[TheCatMan]

aCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *blasts self across room*

[skidhmor]

I AM BORED!!!

[skidhmor]

I AM BORED!!!

[Fingel]

you are definatly bored

[timbobagginsii]

Arise Mighty Kthulu from your eternal slumber.

[Socrates Demise]

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

[bwkaz]

Why not?

[tankinan]

P|-|33|2 T3|-| /\/\|_|113T

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/motw/!pix/NYE/2001.jpg

[bwkaz]

www.mulletjunky.com

;)

[patman]

Dr. Frankenstein: "IT'S ALIVE!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!"

Igor: "What's that thing on its face though? It's grotesque! It's appalling. Quick, get a fly swatter and KILL IT!! KILL IT!!!!!"

And now for something completely different....

[Fingel]

does it get better than monty python?

[JesseJames]

Im starting to wonder how many more posts or views this thread can take before it crashes the forum...

[bwkaz]

It already would have crashed it if it would've still been running UBB. There was a 30-page or so No Topic thread that did that back when Sensei was still here (I think it crashed just before I joined, though, so my account didn't get taken out in the fallout...).

I wish I still had the tarball of that thread, too. (11000 grabbed all the pages and tarred them up, for posterity's sake or something.) This one's about ... oh... twice as long, give or take.

We'll probably have to overflow either a short or a long int with the number of replies or views before it'll screw stuff up too bad, at least I hope.

[tankinan]

Yesterday was the one-year anaversary of this thread :cool:

[skidhmor]

Wow over a year, and this thread still won't die.

[skidhmor]

You..know......................................... .................................................. ......................................there....... .................................................. .................................................. ...............hasn't............................. .................................................. ..........................................been.... .................................................. .................................................. .............any.................................. .................................................. ....................page.......................... .................................................. .............................widening............. .................................................. .................................................. .............here................................. .................................................. ......................................for......... .................................................. .................................................. .a................................................ .................................................. ..................while........................... .................................................. ........

[Fingel]

you make it difficult to post messages, monster.

[Fingel]

ha new page

[timbobagginsii]

Well, happy birthday thread.
Good luck getting much further.

Death to all current page wideners.