Bad Joke(s)

[kmj]

It'd be cool if O'reilly decided to enter the software realm and team up with GNU to create an assembler. They could call it 'orgasm'... and if someone released a new version of FORTRAN for game development, they could call it FORPLAY. :D

[siqe]

:/

[ 18 May 2001: Message edited by: siqe ]

[kmj]

you were warned qc:

[Bradmont2]

:confused:

[Ben Briggs]

I think kmj would also like bad jokes to be posted here, so here goes...

Q: What do you call a MFC-based app?
A: An abortion that made it

Q: What could the Windows User's Manual be shortened to?
A: 1 page... 1 line... "ALT-CTRL-DEL, your solution to all Windows based problems."

Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem

WARNING: Contains foul language not sutable for children...
Q: What does "MFC" stand for?
A1: Mother F***ing Crap
A2: Microsoft F***ed-Up Classes
A3: Mommy, (this) F*got (of a OS) Crashed (Again)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I'm hilarious... I know ;)

[ 18 May 2001: Message edited by: Ben Briggs ]

[Bradmont2]

Originally posted by Ben Briggs:
<STRONG>Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem
</STRONG>


Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. The system software can work around it.

Q: How many system programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. The application software can work around it.

Q: How many application developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. It can be listed in the "known issues" section of the technical manual.

Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out for themself.

[optech]

you guys suck...

[Ben Briggs]

Originally posted by optech:
<STRONG>you guys suck...</STRONG>

What do you expect... this is a bad jokes thread :).

[TaeShadow]

Did you hear about the programmer who was found dead in the shower?

The instructions on the shampoo bottle said: "Lather, rinse, repeat..."

[ 19 May 2001: Message edited by: TaeShadow ]

[Fandelem]

Originally posted by TaeShadow:
<STRONG>Did you hear about the programmer who was found dead in the shower?

The instructions on the shampoo bottle said: "Lather, rinse, repeat..."

[ 19 May 2001: Message edited by: TaeShadow ]</STRONG>


*laughs*

[sans-hubris]

Did you guys ever hear of the speech synthesis program Festival? Well, it uses Scheme, so therefore it has a LISP...

[sans-hubris]

OOP programmers are perverted because they like making friends that can see private members.

Instead of calling it OpenAL (Open Audio Library), they should call it OpenSL (Open Sound Library) so that we can play with the SL Utility Toolkit.

[ 19 May 2001: Message edited by: ndogg.cpp ]

[ 19 May 2001: Message edited by: ndogg.cpp ]

[jjjj]

What did the programmer order when he went to the cafe??

Java

hahahahahahaha that one gets me everytime. :)

[cloverm]

Hey guys,

Office Depot has a sale on pocket protectors. I know you wouldn't wanna miss it!

[Bradmont2]

Here's one a friend of mine made up: (not really on the programming topic, but...)
Q: What did one angle say to the other angle?
A: What's your sine?

[Ben Briggs]

Originally posted by cloverm:
<STRONG>Hey guys,

Office Depot has a sale on pocket protectors. I know you wouldn't wanna miss it!</STRONG>

Neeto! The only problem is I'm watching a Star Trek marathon for the rest of the night. It'll run till 8:53 P.M. then I'll go to bed with my soft Smurf sheets.

Geegolly, the masking tape in the middle of my glasses came off again :(. According to my calculations, the next application of tape will last 34.23 days with the current radation level eminating from Vega.

[ 19 May 2001: Message edited by: Ben Briggs ]

[kmj]

Originally posted by Bradmont:
<STRONG>Here's one a friend of mine made up: (not really on the programming topic, but...)
Q: What did one angle say to the other angle?
A: What's your sine?</STRONG>


That's good. No, really good. I'm gonna remember that one!