Davy
06-13-2006, 07:23 PM
gather ye round and i shall tell thee a story of the hp vendor gremlins.
once upon a time, a loley little department wanted to buy a new printer so, like magic, an hp gremlin appeared **poof** out of thin air. the gremlin sweet talked and coo-ed the little department into buying a $700 printer, but it would not work for the department.
so the little department tried return the printer, but the hp gremlin turned into a big mean monster that breathed fire out of it nose. the hp vendor monster turned around and said "no.. you cannot return it without your box.. ha ha ha ha" and so the little department was stuck with a useless $700 printer.
but the little department still needed a printer, so it went hp and asked the hp gnome for one. "the hp gnome said yes, i will sell you a new printer" but the department was still not happy. so the hp gnome asked "what's wrong dear little department" and the department said "we still have this useless expensive hunk of junk lying around and nobody will take it without the hp box" and the hp gnome said "too bad, so sad... then laughed all the way as he left the poor little department alone"
the lesson of this story, boy and girls, is that a printer is completely useless without the box that the printer shipped in.
:mad: :rolleyes:
once upon a time, a loley little department wanted to buy a new printer so, like magic, an hp gremlin appeared **poof** out of thin air. the gremlin sweet talked and coo-ed the little department into buying a $700 printer, but it would not work for the department.
so the little department tried return the printer, but the hp gremlin turned into a big mean monster that breathed fire out of it nose. the hp vendor monster turned around and said "no.. you cannot return it without your box.. ha ha ha ha" and so the little department was stuck with a useless $700 printer.
but the little department still needed a printer, so it went hp and asked the hp gnome for one. "the hp gnome said yes, i will sell you a new printer" but the department was still not happy. so the hp gnome asked "what's wrong dear little department" and the department said "we still have this useless expensive hunk of junk lying around and nobody will take it without the hp box" and the hp gnome said "too bad, so sad... then laughed all the way as he left the poor little department alone"
the lesson of this story, boy and girls, is that a printer is completely useless without the box that the printer shipped in.
:mad: :rolleyes: